Well, this was a gruesome night. I ate two pieces of rancid haddock, but did not realize till I was done eating all of it why it would taste like amonia. I Googled it, and found out that I had just eaten decomposing fish.
I told Missus about it, and she recommended I get it out.
“How”
“Salt water.”
I mixed up a half a short tumbler till it was saturated with salt, then drank it and asked her when it would start working.
“It would have worked for me as soon as it hit the back of my throat.”
Next suggestion was vinegar. I gave that a go, and same result.
I gave up on tonics, tinctures, and concoctions and went out back, sat at the picnic table and thought for a couple of minutes till I made myself lose my cookies.
What the? I could *think* myself into it?
Well, maybe I’ll be alright in the end. After I stop feeling like a bad Cesar’s Salad!